July 5, 2008
Just got this message from my man Dave, who escaped the hospital today after breaking his back in a car accident about a week ago:
“Check out my new bitch-getter. I’ve even outfitted it with a much-needed ‘passion pole protector.’”
Good to see the sense of humor made it through the accident intact. Mostly.
(Note: You’ll have to e-mail me — addy at the bottom of the page — if you want to see the yucky photo of his bloody face the morning after the crash. It’s not for the faint of heart or stomach … this is a family blog, for fuck’s sake!)

Just got this message from my man Dave, who escaped the hospital today after breaking his back in a car accident about a week ago:

“Check out my new bitch-getter. I’ve even outfitted it with a much-needed ‘passion pole protector.’”

Good to see the sense of humor made it through the accident intact. Mostly.

(Note: You’ll have to e-mail me — addy at the bottom of the page — if you want to see the yucky photo of his bloody face the morning after the crash. It’s not for the faint of heart or stomach … this is a family blog, for fuck’s sake!)

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plotz |pläts| — verb, informal.
Collapse or be beside oneself with frustration, annoyance, or other strong emotion.
— My new favorite word.

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July 3, 2008

This has gotta be fake, right? It’s a couple of voicemails from a guy who seems to be taking douchebaggery to new heights. I mean, the douche-esque air is very, very thin up there, way up there, where our boy Dmitri hangs out.

Wow. Just … wow. Please … someone tell me if this is for real. I’m holding out some small hope for the future of humanity — Dmitri F. Douchebag notwithstanding — but I feel it slipping away.

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FFFFFFFFFfffffffffuuuuuuuuddddge.

My MacBook died.

Turned it on this morning and — *poof* — nothing. Just a blinking Apple logo that might as well have been an upturned middle finger.

Goodbye, thousands of tracks.

Goodbye, hundreds of work documents.

Goodbye … erm, other stuff (NOT THAT).

Sigh. It’s raining in Seattle today, which means that God is crying over my loss. Either that, or because of something you did.

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July 2, 2008
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
I’m rediscovering me some Tom Waits.

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Err … uhh … that can’t be good. Where does all of this end? Let’s say GM goes out of business. What happens then? I don’t know where all of their factories are located (besides Detroit, which is already a colossal shithole), but I can’t imagine any of those towns are gonna be worth a crap when GM folds. 
Oh, well. Glad I don’t live there!

Err … uhh … that can’t be good. Where does all of this end? Let’s say GM goes out of business. What happens then? I don’t know where all of their factories are located (besides Detroit, which is already a colossal shithole), but I can’t imagine any of those towns are gonna be worth a crap when GM folds. 

Oh, well. Glad I don’t live there!

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Travel, Travel, Travel.

Well, this sorta sucks ass. I’m scheduled to travel to Minneapolis on Monday 7/7 to meet with Target, etc. That means instead of welcoming my kids home after having not seen them for 17 (!!!) days, I’ll be climbing on a plane to spend even more time away. Back late Wednesday or early Thursday, though.

Then it’s back to Minny again on 7/14 for a couple more days. Awesome for the frequent flier miles, but you can bet your sweet bippy I’m going to get a nasty cold from spending that much time in hotels and on planes.

I’ve been telling the peeps at work that I want to be more involved with projects. I guess I’m getting what I asked for. Which is great. I only wish the timing could work out a bit better. I miss the kiddos!

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stephjaggs:

Hey Look!  It’s 2 hot chicks and a beached whale!
Ugh Jonah Hill is one annoying, unfunny, whiney, fat fuck.  I’m so angry he’s famous.  I woke up grumpy today.  And yes, I woke up at 3pm.

I don’t know who Steph Jaggs is, but I like her style. Jonah The Whale is indeed an annoying, unfunny, fat fuck. We should all be angry he’s famous. 

stephjaggs:

Hey Look!  It’s 2 hot chicks and a beached whale!

Ugh Jonah Hill is one annoying, unfunny, whiney, fat fuck.  I’m so angry he’s famous.  I woke up grumpy today.  And yes, I woke up at 3pm.

I don’t know who Steph Jaggs is, but I like her style. Jonah The Whale is indeed an annoying, unfunny, fat fuck. We should all be angry he’s famous. 

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What I'd Like The Next President To Do

He’s going to have to be smart, courageous and do some unpopular (and probably very expensive) things.

First, I think there should be an updated version of Roosevelt’s WPA. All of the roads and bridges that were built as part of the WPA in the 30s and 40s are now falling apart. Likewise, the levee system is apparently a joke. I’m afraid that “can-do” spirit — which the mythology tells us was predominant during those days — no longer exists, but there has to be some sort of major effort to resolve these lingering infrastructure problems. Instead of simply distributing checks, I’d rather see an economic stimulus program that puts people to work and has tangible, long-lasting results.

Second, I’d like to see the next prez make his name and administration synonymous with energy. It’s not about “global warming” or “climate change” or all the other buzzwords. It’s not even about “reducing our dependence on foreign oil.” Not yet, anyway. It’s about encouraging and investing in options that may not be affordable now, but can (should) be more affordable someday. Oil is dominant because it’s the most cost-effective option right now. It will remain dominant until there’s an option. So let’s see what we can develop. Solar, wind and geo-thermal seem like good places to start. I think McAncient’s idea about the $300 million prize for a better car battery is a good way to go. It’s the sort of thing that inspires ideas.

Osama or McAncient, I don’t really care as long as some meaningful attention is paid to fixing what’s broken and planning for the future

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July 1, 2008
It’s a scientific fact the Mariners suck, but a game at Safeco is still an awfully nice way to spend an evening with your beloved.
It’s a scientific fact the Mariners suck, but a game at Safeco is still an awfully nice way to spend an evening with your beloved.

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‘Twas indeed a Happy Canada Day in Seattle. I’m pretty sure there were more Blue Jays fans than Mariners fans in attendance. But the scrappy seamen (ahem) came from behind (pardon my language) with a couple of long bombs (so to speak) in the late innings (nothing punny about that) and won it in the bottom of the ninth.
‘Twas indeed a Happy Canada Day in Seattle. I’m pretty sure there were more Blue Jays fans than Mariners fans in attendance. But the scrappy seamen (ahem) came from behind (pardon my language) with a couple of long bombs (so to speak) in the late innings (nothing punny about that) and won it in the bottom of the ninth.

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